The Menage
Dick is very conflicted. He loves the security of his wife, Monica, but is head over heels IN LOVE with Betsy, many years younger, who is intellectually and financially challenged, but is very flexible, in spite of her luscious DD’s. One week he tells Monica he will stay with her, but the next week, he must be with Betsy. This continues for months. Finally, he tells Monica that he has a solution (clearly concocted by his enlarged trouser-brain). Betsy has so many financial problems that maybe it would make sense for her to move in with Dick and Monica. THREE PIGS IN A BLANKET
Ingredients
Directions
Cut each crescent roll square into 4 pieces, wrap around wieners, cook according to crescent roll package directions. Serve with dipping sauces, such as honey mustard, ketchup, sweet and sour sauce, or ammonia.