The Hunter
Carrie had a terrible fall at home, and was hospitalized in traction. Her un-doting husband was observed by the hospital staff to be disinterested and unavailable. They recommended that prior to her release, she line up help at home as he would not be reliable. Upon her return home, he reminded her of his upcoming quail hunting trip. “You’re still going?!?” she cried. “Of course, this is a very important client!” His brand new hunting attire (as he had never gone hunting before) covered their bed, complete with price tags. When he returned from the trip, he told her the hunting was great. However, he brought home no quail, and the clothes still had all the tags intact. MEANDERIN’ QUAIL Kill the damn bird with any object you can. Use your recipe for Mandarin Duck or try this one:
Ingredients
Directions
Preheat oven to 375. Remove all fat from bird and add to organs you have aggressively removed. Places in 4 c. of water and cook on low heat. Peel oranges and STUFF them inside duck. Place the duck on foiled again baking pan and place in oven for 3 hours. When close to done, place vinegar and marmalade in the duck and remove neck, once and for all. Add 3 T. of cornstarch in a bowl, enough water to make texture pasty, like his white ass, and add paste to duck sauce. Allow sauce to thicken and add orange slices. When done, carve meat with your sharpest knife, from which you have removed all evidence. Serve with sauce and a smile.