The Golfer
Angela and Dan were married for 30 years. At work, she told about the golf trip he was currently enjoying with his buddies, to be followed in a few weeks by a guy-only trip to Hawaii. (Does Hawaii strike you as a guy-only destination?) A couple of weeks after his return from Maui, the evidence surfaced. The photos she found in the house proved he had in fact been there with a beautiful Asian woman. He did not deny the affair. He proudly told his wife that he was in love with her, a Thai escort he had met on a business trip. But he told Angela he would go to counseling with her to see if he still had any feelings for her. They wasted their time with this for one session, and were divorced within weeks. The escort became his bride, and a short time later he had a child with her. She sent photos of the baby to her two children in Thailand. She stays home with the child, as he does not want her to go back to work. Especially to work on her back. THAI-ONE-ON NOODLES
Ingredients
Directions
Heat oil in wok, add garlic and cook, stirring with anger occasionally, until golden. Stir in fish sauce, lime juice and sugar til sugar is dissolved. Quickly stir in eggs and cook for a few seconds. Stir in noodles to coat with garlic then add shrimps, ¾ of the bean sprouts and half of the green onions. When noodles are as tender as new love, transfer contents of wok to warmed serving dish. Garnish with remaining bean sprouts and green onions, dried shrimp, peanuts, cilantro leaves and lime slices. Serves 4.